Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend: Acha wo kaise?
Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi!

jaani
humse panga mat lena
jin toofano me logo ke
jhopde ud jaate hai
un toofano me
hum apni
Underwear sukhate hai

I will give you one kiss to go to sleep.
I give you two kisses to dream.
I give you an endless row of kisses to,
when you wake up in the morning, think of me

Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, batein karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE. 

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!!