Patni: Bhukamp Aya Hai Aur Makan Bhi Hil Raha Hai. Gir Jayega To?
Santa: Girta Hi 2 Girne Do.
Kaun Sa Humara Makan Hai, Hum 2 Kirayedar Hai.

Santa 500 k note pr likha nmbr Dial kr rha tha,
Banta-ye tum kya kr rahe ho?
yar me dekh raha hu gandhiji to chale gaye
par unka mobile kiske pas hai.

Santa ko raat me cigarette peene ka man kiya.
sab taraf machis dhoonda, par kahi nhi mila
aakhir me nirash hoke candle bujha k so gaya..

Matdata Chunav Lad rahe neta se

Matdata Chunav Lad rahe neta se aap jeet gaye 2 kya karenge neta mujhe chinta is baat ki hai ki haar gaya 2 kaya karunga 

Marij Dr Sahab se

Marij Dr Sahab, Chhoti si Bimari ke liye itna Lamba Bill Dr: Koi baat nahi , Laiye Bill chhota kar deta hu Aur Bimari lambi 

Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
man- are waha Vo kaise?
sardar- Maine Girls collage Bus ka Drive Hu na.