Ek bar girls hostel me ladkiya cycle chalate hue bahut shor macha rahi thi,Tabhi
WARDEN ayi aur boli "shor kam machao nahi to cycle ki seat wapis lagwa Dungi.

Lady in bus: aapka kuchh touch ho raha hai.
Man: Oh, wo meri salary hai pocket mein.
Lady: SAALE HARAAMI! TERI SALARY 5 MINUTES MEIN 3 GUNA BADH GAYEE?!?

Bakri Ki Jan Talwar Ke Niche, Ladki Ki Jan Salwar Ke Niche
 Jo Chali Jaye Mat Bhago Uske Piche, Pyar Karo Usi Se Jo Salwar Khole Khusi se.

Suhag Raat pe dulhe ne dulhan ki ankh ko chuma
Dulhan - ye kya
Dulha - Ankh Zindgi ki kitab hai
Dulhan - Niche library me aag lagi hae, tu kitaab me ghusa hai .

 College Girl to chatwala,
outside college:- "bhaiya meri chat?"
Chatwala- bas 2 min.
Girl- bhaiya jaldi... meri chattt..
varna
period
shuru ho jayegi

A girl goes 2 doctor n says-Doctor mere niche 1 ched aur kar do.
Doctor asked: why?
Girl : business aacha chal raha hai soch rahi hu ek branch aur khol loon.

what is life??
life is love
what is love ??
love is kissin
what is kissin ??
come 2 me i ll show u...

Lover:darling tum

Lover:darling tum chaddi kyu nahi pehenti.
Girl:mere pati ko maine vachan de rakhi hai ki uske alawa kisi k bhi saamne chaddi nahi utarungi..

Grandson:do u ever have sex

Grandson:do u ever have sex with grandma
Grandpa:yes but only with mouth Grandson :how grandma :i tell fuck u & she says fuck u too..!

Ladka:apni shaadi ko

Ladka:apni shaadi ko 5saal ho gaye
tujhe pyaar karne ka sabse zyaada maza kis din aaya??
biwi(sharmaate hue):aap us din Delhi gaye the..

Some1 fucked a virgin girl

Some1 fucked a virgin girl 3times Dad:uski tabiyat kaisi hai.
Doctor:hum plastic surgery se uski Khushi ko chupaane ki try kar rahe hai..

In a bus Lady: thoda piche hoke khade raho

In a bus Lady: thoda piche hoke khade raho Tom:piche se log dhakka maar rahe hai.
Lady:4 baccho ki maa hu dhakka marne or gaand marne me farq jaanti hu.

U loose 90 Calories after 30min walk

U loose 90 Calories after 30min walk.
160 Calories after 3 mins Of sex.
Time aapka faisla aapka walking ya thokking...!!

U loose 90 Calories after 30min walk

U loose 90 Calories after 30min walk.
160 Calories after 3 mins Of sex.
Time aapka faisla aapka walking ya thokking...!!

Lic agent : do u want 2 insure

Lic agent : do u want 2 insure Ur penis man: Y Agent : If ur penis doesnt work, we: ll give same service 2 ur wife  Man : then insure my wife 's pussy..!!

List of tv

List of tv programs Bgaya vidata: Baja de baaja.
Laagi Tujse Lagan: Chudu Tujhse sajan
Na aana is desh meri Lado: Na dena chut meri lado.
Thoda hai bas thode ki jaraurat hai.
Loda hai bas choot ki jarurat hai.
Balika vadhu: Bal kaat ke chudu.
Khatro ke khiladi: Chut ke pujari.
Aise na karo vida: Aise na chodo.
Bairy piya: Dheere se piya pyaar na hoga kam: ye tharak na hoga kam.
Jhansi ki rani : Jhato ki presaani.
Ram milaye jodi : Piya banaye ghidi.
Sanjog se bani sangini: Chudte Chudte bani randi.
Mera naam karegi rosan : Mere lund pe lagayegi lotion....!

Folding chair

Folding chair & women both r useless if legs r closed Microwave & Girl both get hot in 15Seconds Bra & bar-men go crazy when they are open....

Tom sadam k kinaare

Tom sadam k kinaare bait kar pattar tod raha tha achanak tom 6 feet hawa me uchla aur hawa me usne 2- 3 baar palti maari ek aadmi ye dekh kar bahut khush hua aur 500Rs De kar dubaara karne ko kaha Tom- Bhenchod,500,000 bhi diya to bhi apne lawde pe hathoda dubaara nahi maarunga...

Dukhi Girl

Dukhi Girl friend ne apne Boyfriend k liya 1 Shaayari likhi phulon ka raja baharon ka shehzaada Seal tod kar chala gaya Bhosdika Haramzaada...

Pati na kajre

Pati : na kajreki dhar na motio k har Na koi kia singar Fir b kitni sundar ho.
Patni : Kaminey saaf bol na MAKE UP K liya paise nahi dunga.